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just shaved a clients cat and had to keep my cool bc they’re were playing the pilot of sg1 😂 i heard the wormhole noise and i was like damn that sounds like stargate wormhole and then heard something and looked over and i was like shit that’s sg1! and then had to Not Fangirl and instead be Professional and do my job but oh my GOD new favourite client 😂😂😂
#i actually got so excited y’all#i was like that’s wild it sounds like a milky way stargate#and then heard some more and i was like wtf#and then i look at the screen and i’m like holy shit that’s them!!!!#my beloveds!!!!#i couldn’t figure out the episode at first#and then i heard hammond telling jack his team would be designated sg1#and i was like ooooh shit#so good#anyways#stargate sg1#sg1#personal rambles
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You know what I love about the kiss? How fucking joyful it was. It was so light and so happy and so freeing.
The confession was so heavy and came at the last possible moment. Dorian was in his lower register, careful and eloquent. Orym had folded in on himself, shy and quiet. They have the weight of the world in their shoulders and they just needed a moment alone together. To say I love you. To let the other know. It all hinged on the moment before there was no going back.
But this. The kiss. It was after laughter and wedding planning and appreciating little things like lavender honey. Everyone was smiling. Everyone was feeling good. For whatever reason it didn't feel hopeless then. In that moment futures existed. Tomorrows existed. And Orym had one. Orym had a future and a tomorrow in Dorian.
Orym was so moved by all the happiness in the air that he confidently took Dorian by the hand to bring him out to the hall, told, then asked, him he was going to kiss him. All of Orym's fears melt away for ten whole seconds. Dorian stuttered and fumbled his words and kissed him back.
It was so cute. It was so joyous.
You know what it reminds me of? The stolen century. After Lup and Barry fall in love over years and years and they play this beautiful duet together. They lock eyes and smile at each other and steal away, running up the valley, away from it all. That moment of holding each other and just keep on not letting go.
The unrelenting giddiness of it all. The excitement. The glee. The promise of future. Wanting a future. Especially if it's together.
#silver sending stones#orym of the air ashari#dorian storm#cr spoilers#dorym#im crying a lot#lol my phone autocorrected a bit into a lot and like#yeah ill keep it#anyways.#theyre very soft#theyre very sweet#dorian's “ooooh shit yes” is the cutest thing?#and oryms “im gonna kiss you WAIT may i kiss you” is ehajrbkwjd#dont get me started on “oh i want”#DONT GET ME STARTED ON OH I WANT#because that has also done something to me#i know dorym has been very#first love (◕ᴗ◕✿)#inexperienced (◕ᴗ◕✿)#out of practice (◕ᴗ◕✿)#but the enthusiasm in his voice.#the “im ready to start my life” of it all#im ready to start my life with you#if i didnt already make an edit with dorian and dust & ashes id fucking make it now#someone please ask me about dorian and pierre parallels im dying over here#because dorian storm signing thats last “im ready” because he is ready to love and be loved#im sick#im making myself sick#i love them so much#im going to cry
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Alexander Anderson x textposts
#hellsing#alexander anderson#shitpost#oh hes so babygirl so sweet#(a 50+ year old religiously motivated murder machine)#he's very dear to me ok#babygirl you look so inhuman and grotesque when you stab your heart with a holy relic I want to rawdog you#oooooh i want to bully him so bad ooooh#also I forgot how fucking scary he looked in the manga when he transformed into Anderplant#like that shit scary!!!! he looks like an empty shell!!!! that's terrifying!!!!
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how do you know i like excalibur
#i don't wanna do actual proper comics for the rest of the night so some excaliburs#seriously i've not been drawing enough excaliburs he's literally the reason why i'm in this fandom i should do him justice#you know#justice#because he's excalibur#idk why i thought it was funny#also that chair one i don't really wanna take my own pose as reference so it look like shit#tbh it would be kinda hard if i wanna take my own picture doing that exact pose#ooooh so that's why i don't like to use reference on poses#i still use my own hands as reference if i wanna draw hands properly tho hands are just too hard to draw#this is kinda for that vote but only the third one was planned. the first two i kinda just. came up with them a few minutes ago i guess#warframe#warframe excalibur#warframe operator#my art
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This is a pretty good point in the wip to share this, methinks :]
Map part for the hole dwelling map, starring... Not my ocs! I wanted to use ocs, but I don't have any-- so I just used the characters from a fic I was reading at the time 😂
Turns out, the symbolism was so much fun to twist into the 11 seconds I had to work with, I ended up going way more complex than I meant to. If you wanna read the fic this was based on, please do!! And tell the author I said hi! :D
#Hole dwelling map#animation#video#art#Wip#rain world#Artificer#five pebbles#I ofc got the go-ahead from the author on disc. They really enjoyed it yaaay#Fun fact btw- the author is a better artist than I am but doesn't share their art 😭😭😭 I had to personally request to see it#Mood tho#As for the story: it good. me likey. mucho gusto. Basically its a parallel story#So half the story is the distant past and the other half is the distant future. It starts with them being totally disconnected#But by this point- chapter 14 I think?- it's like OOOOH SHIT IT MAKES SENSE NOW#It's personally one of my fav fics and I'm glad I found it :> fr up there with 'taking life as is'#and the other top fic about pebbles getting anxiety attacks over Talking To People /pos#I wasn't kidding about using these characters purely because I was reading the fic when I signed up for the map. My thought process was:#Hey wouldn't it be funny if I just made an entire map part about this random thing? And I was right. It was#OH before I forget. I forgot I left a ref image of the Creature™ in the first shot- that's the authors art :] I'll animate it later#Sure enough I put this in my drafts for like a week lmfao. There's some missing elements and it's scuffed and it's a WIP LOL
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wait. if season 3 is about the second coming. are we gonna have a first Christmas flashback.
were they there?? were they in disguise? was Crowley one of the wisemen? was aziraphale??? are we gonna see Gabriel tell Mary in the most awkward way possible that she's pregnant? what miracles is aziraphale going to cast in secret to give them a better time? is Mary gonna be the funniest bitch in the club? is Joseph gonna be so confused? are we gonna get bildad-esque quips from Crowley? is the star they all follow gonna be significant???? Y'ALL.
#good omens#gomens#good omens season 3#go season 3#Crowley#aziraphale#mine#i haven't even really been thinking about what will actually be in s3 like plot wise#I'm just excited to see them again#but then i was like. wait holy shit it's about Jesus. they were there when he died WERE THEY THERE WHEN HE WAS BORN#ooooh im hoping for wise man crowley SO BAD#are we gonna see more parts of Jesus' life? are we gonna see the wine? mary magdalene? throw the first stone?#are we gonna watch Crowley try to seduce Jesus like it was heavily implied in s1???
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I don't think Jayce and Viktor literally died. They were kind of pulled into another dimension/astral plane/whatever you call it. We see older Viktor, and while it could be another Viktor, I think it would be more meaningful if it was our Viktor, finally free from the arcane, going through the universe with Jayce, fixing timelines together. Kind of like a cosmic mission.
#jayvik#arcane spoilers#arcane season 2#arcane#the yaoi isn't as doomed as it seems#i mean arcane s2 wasn't perfect#and jayvik left me feeling colder than expected#they played a huge role in the end and they barely had screentime this season????#i will always love jayvik tho#otp otp i adore them#jayvik screentime isn't the only issue I have with season 2 tho#the way piltover vs zaun was treated.........#“omg if we work together we can solve our differences” what differences tho there was a clear power imbalance and police brutality I'm????#plus jink's “death” was kinda forced and weak?? so last minute??? like I know she isn't actually dead but yeah#and sevika????? where's my wife?????? she did NOTHING on act 3???? did she even talk????#also mel has never been my favourite bc they mainly used her as a plot device and a romantic interest to a male character which suckss#but in s1 she started to show vulnerability in the end??? even early s2??? like girl where is all of that??#that's WAY more interesting than the “tough serious warrior” character she's become#anyway everything happened too quickly#too much time spent on noxus shit#ooooh i wonder what the next show is going to be about hmmmm#and so many things weren't explained#everything surrounding viktor and the arcane and what happened to jayce and viktor was kinda foggy#also wtf is sky doing there???? it should have been little viktor or something idk#plus where are caitlyn's dictator arc and vi's boxer arc?? they barely lasted???#and maddie should have been more prominent if she was working with ambessa? we barely saw her (or ambessa) manipulate caitlyn#also ambessa's plan wasn't 100% clear either so I'm guessing that plot line (and singed's???) will appear again sometime
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White dungeon meshi fans sound like this to me:
It's extremely fascinating and frightening to me how hateful some of you people are towards shuro, a man who is clearly depicted as japanese, (a man who could look like me or literally any member of my family in real life) for being a normal, complex, and flawed human being.
Why do you single him out for getting frustrated with and mad at laios when chilchuck and marcille do the same literally all the time? What's the difference between them and shuro?
Why do you feel the unnecessary need to protect these white women from a japanese man?
Do you expect that this japanese man is inherently going to have some kind of ugly negative quality that has not been once hinted at canonically? Do you know what that's called? Because i do and it's fucking racism.
You people get scared the moment a character that is a person of color isnt a quiet little model minority or a sweet mammy archetype. You grasp at your pearls the moment they are revealed to have complex personalities and histories; when they feel negative, big emotions that are literally part of the human experience. Or god forbid, when they show romantic interest in a pure, helpless, little white woman.
And when a person of color stops behaving good and docile the way you want, when they decide that theyre not going to put up with a situation that makes them uncomfortable or miserable or RIGHTEOUSLY FURIOUS, they become the bad guy. As seen countless times in the medias demonizing depiction of the Black Lives Matter protests and even of black people who get punished for just living their lives. It happens so often i shouldnt have to reiterate it to you but it somehow keeps flying over your head.
And when that dirty, conniving, perverted, slant eyed, buck toothed, stumpy little japanese man understandably snaps at the white person you guys are projecting onto and all you see is this:
So dont be surprised when i say that id rather kill myself than entrust the safety of my oldest aunts and uncles or my youngest cousins with any of you who act like this. Im terrified of what could have happened if people like you worked at the facility that my great grandmother lived out her final years in. Would you have seen her as a wild animal that needed to be subdued too when she had one of her many dementia-induced violent episode?
I will not apologize for saying that i find it deeply disconcerting to see so many of you happily posting hateful vitriol or even about committing acts of violence against a man that looks like me, solely because he was experiencing his humanity
#like especially after all the shit east asians but especially chinese people had to put up with after covid started#anyway listen to poc voices to stop being so fucking annoying#GO AHEAD LOOK AT MY YELLOW JAP FACE AND GIVE YOUR MADE UP JUSTIFICATIONS ILL EAT YOUR FUCKING EYEBALLS#ALSO WHITE FARCILLE WARRIORS: HE IS NOT GETTING IN THE WAY OF YOUR YURI SHIP#YOU BITCHES SOUND LIKE 2010s FUJOSHI HATING ON FEMALE CHARACTERS FOR GETTING IN THE WAY OF YOUR YAOI#BUT WITH MISOGYNY REPLACED WITH XENOPHOBIA AND RACISM#this is absolutely about how some of u fuckers treat kabru too btw#here i come bitches its the one thing that scares you more than a jap#ITS A JAP WHOS FUCKING MEAN#initially when i saw shuro i was like ooooh cutie! but then when i found out how tone deaf and racist some of you people are???#he immediately became my favorite character#like how asian diaspora kids at school form friend groups even when we dont share an ethnic identity#bc we understand each others experience better than any white friend we make will#shuro dungeon meshi#laios touden#falin touden#toshiro nakamoto#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon
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"Mister Bashir, what a pleasure it is to finally meet you."
Julian, why in god's name would you invite him to play the villain?
#my art#ds9#julian bashir#elim garak#star trek deep space nine#garashir#image desc in alt text#pencil#ok so on the outset it may look to some viewers as though julian invited garak to play the villain to get dommed by the scary lizard#this is not the case. not in my heart#in my heart julian felt a burst of something funny when Garak asked him ''what if you'd killed me''#and he responded ''what makes you think i wasn't trying'' and garaks face blooms into a sudden understanding and respect. ooh.#That's that heady shit. catching garak off guard. ooooh. that's that High Quality Endorphins Happening. but. gotta pack that up for later#(he will not unpack that later) because garak also just threatened to kill 5 of his friends who are STILL IN DANGER. NO TIME FOR THIS.#so after everything. and MONTHS after OMB. he invites garak to something like a playful rematch. sort of.#after all theres only so long that garak can stomach being a sidekick u know? he needs to be able to do his own machinations.#so they make a character for him thats a villain. a little more cerebral than falcon. a little more ambiguous in his motivations.#now there's also. a secret game at play here (there are always games. doctor) and its actually between garak and his own self#you see garak Also wants bashir to defeat his character. he also wants to be shocked. challenged. a little dismantled even (state forbid!)#and because garak wants that for himself? hes going to fight tooth and fucking nail to make sure it doesn't happen.#that Gayle clip from ''COMPANY IS COMING'' but its garak yelling ''WE CAN'T LET THEM KNOW WE [WANT]!!!''#and its a horrible idea for both of them but. oh so so exciting#you understand.#these rituals arent intricate so much as they are transparent but all encompassing. a fish doesnt know its swimming in water until its out#you understand? you understand.#thank you to anyone who found the time to read these tags i hope you enjoyed yourself and/or found what you were looking for#also garak is dressed so boring bc hes hiding himself u know how it is
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The “Ghost puts you in a headlock during sex” propaganda is getting to me
#I swear to fuck#do not preach your#“ooooh Simon is a sweet innocent angel with sex trauma he would like nothing but missionary and words of affirmation”#Shit in my inbox#I don’t care what you think is out of character stop telling me you don’t like it and just move on with your day#ghost speaks#cod#call of duty#simon ghost riley#simon ghost riley x reader
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"yes man betrays the courier after the independent new vegas ending" "yes man stays loyal to only the courier after the independent new vegas ending" WHY NOT BOTH!!!! I keep seeing these two sides fight and like personally,,, I can see both depending how you treat him. If you keep going out of your way to make things harder for yes man and even killing/hurting him of course he's gonna wanna get rid of you once he can. Like why would he keep you around? But if you do what he asks and actively help him and are nice to him he genuinely really seems to like you back!!! I mean there's sooo much evidence of him enjoying the courier's company a lot!! I think he would be really happy to work with you instead of against. Yes Man is a sweetie you just have to treat him right
#i lovw the idea of a corrupt yes man tho#like he gets the update and somehow gets rid of the courier#and you can see him get worse over time#like turning new vegas into a robot police state and shit#all while keeping that cheery persona#ooooh it would be so fun#i should make an au#yes man#fallout new vegas#monnie rambles
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cringefail late valentine's day posting some rushed kiss studies bc I worked like 36 of the past 72 hours yippee
and I STILL can't draw kissimg this shit haaard how yall do it 😭😭
#and let me tell ya!! kids will not!! stop!! fuckin!! bein!! sick as FUUUCK!!!!!#like just BE HEALTHY for a LITTLE BIT you little shits (affectionate but exhausted)#posted this earlier after trying to type out tags for like 4 hours to get it out on time and.#it didnt matter i posted to the Wrong Fucking Blog anyway#ik it's practice. almost put a period after 'and i STILL cant draw' lmao but. that's not nice#tag time bc fuck it. if im gon post this shit#trigun#trimax flavored but who cares#vash the stampede#nicholas d wolfwood#vash x wolfwood#vashwood#drawing#artists on tumblr#my art#fanart#ooooh using my skills for crimge bc it makes me happy ooooooh#yes i was too lazy to shade the arm. i'll do it later im fuckin tired#wip#i'll also say hey it's already leagues better than the last time i tried lol. prolly cause i used a ref#kudos to you if you recognize which reference pics i used. eat a chocolate for me if you do lol
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I'd love to learn more about Glowfern or Storm if possible!!
Storm (Stormdreamer) | 42 | Thoughtful He/Him | Gay
Storm was a former Brindleclan cat, adopted into the clan from a loner.
He's never fit in, only ever having one friend/romantic interest, a tom named Gentlefruit.
Something has always drawn Storm to the Rift, over and over he'd go to the border and sit for hours right on the edge.
The urge eventually grew too strong to resist, and now he can't leave the Rift, he has tried, he misses Gentlefruit a lot. But he cannot leave.
Storm has become very dependent on Quiver, both for company and food.
After Storm left, Gentle found out he was pregnant, Storm has a son and daughter he doesn't know about: Squirrel and Spring.
Storm thought he was meant for more.
He fears that this ‘more’ might just be as a means to an end, and not glory.
#chasingask#chasinglore#darling boy#darling boy who fully wrote himself into the story with the shit he said in game#would not have looked at him TWICE had he not constantly thought “ooooh im ment for more”#“whoooo i dont think i like being here in this clannnn”#ok boy ill throw you into the fuckingaunted lands#here you go#survive bestie
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ok, ok, so i know we all got “the hero and the warrior” monologue ingrained in our brains and i adore that in shadowpeach fics Macaque and SWK will call each other their “sun” or “moon” bc 🤌🤌🤌🤌 good shit
but!
wouldn’t it be so funny for Macaque to just come up with that for his play. like, sure, ok maybe he thought about it while they were still buddies and wrote it down after their fall out, but like imagine Macaque just creates it for his play (totally not projecting his true feelings there 👀 nah, never) and so when MK references it, SWK is sO confused while Macaque is dying inside because he knows Wukong will ask and he refuses to explain himself, rekindling bonds be damned
#this has been on my mind for a bit#just giggling to myself because it would be super hilarious for SWK to be unaware#while MK is like ‘yeah y’all def have sun/moon motifs like Mackaboy said’#and SWK’s like ‘he said what???’ whilst Macaque is quickly tryinging to escape cursing his past self for writing that line#past macaque: ….. ooooh yeah that lines fucks! this play is going to be so good#Post-s4 special macaque: shit shit FUCK! WHY DID I INCLUDE THAT LINE! SHUT UP THIS DOESNT MEAN ANYTHING#lmaooooooo#lmk#lego monkie kid#lmk sun wukong#lmk macaque#lmk six eared macaque#shadowpeach
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chopper has become catholic
#poor chopper :((( also sanji hutting soldiers with zoro lmao#how is chopper soloing perospero AND queen??? wtf someone help him???#nvm sanji is here.... queen taking all the arrows cause sanji applied a tangential force to his neck ahdjahskajskq#helicopter helicopter..... 🚁 🚁 🚁#sanji you tell em.... luffy will rise jusg like jesus christ once again. gum gum amen.#zoro bandaged as a cross represents his unwavering faith in luffy. sanji carrying the cross represents how strong his faith in luffy is.#oh jesus kinemon...... yamato come back...... yamato.......#kinemon you ate this child's father now..... konemon get up!!!! KINEMON!!!!#kinemon dead kiku dead and momo hears luffys voice... he will come back omg of course 🥺🥺🥺 i might have shed a tear.... but god...#i am more defeated than anything.... luffy won't die but kiku.... kinemon.... damn....#talking tag#watching one piece#episode 1036#YAMATOOO!!! YAMATOOO!!!!! momo to the sea too??... jesus.....#ZEUS SOUL HAS MERGED WITH THE CLIMA TACT????#big mom and kid just yapping..... get to the fighting!!! law joined in!!! another yapper....#toko....... where is hiyori....#ULTI AGAIN???? ZEUS ATTACK!!!!! OH SHIT!!!!! END HER NAMI!!!!!#they found luffy <3 YAMATO GET KAIDO!!!! well get momo....#episode 1037#who designed the heart pirates submarine.... [DEATH]💀😁💀 [DEATH]#luffy is above water and so is momo..... oof.#nami's face naming zeus ajdhssjsbshs ooooh nami's bolts now have redirects akdhakajak YEAAHHH!!!!#tama what a powerhouse heehee#oh yamato..............#episode 1038#hamlet just beating up all his own soldiers...#the snake one too.... also his animal is so funny.... the snake makes both of his legs and also a cunty accessory....#usopp ajdjahjsajaj sanji will save his babygirl... i know it.... YEAAHHH!!!!#CHOPPER TURNED EVEN SMALLER AKDHAKEJSK
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#scp fanart#scp foundation#scp 2521#scp ●●|●●●●●|●●|●#●●|●●●●●|●●|●#ooooh posting fanart of other fandoms im in jumpscare ooooohhhhh scary#will post usual content and stuff soon but i needed a warmup idea and had an scp itch#anyways this took me like 20 minutes i just scribbled and shit enjoy#skitty sketches
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